Saturday, June 11, 2011

nice, healthy crap

So the last time I saw my doctor, he diagnosed me as having hemorrhoids. I had been experiencing bleeding during defecation. I recently watched a documentary about Tammy Faye Bakker-Messner and in it she talked about anal bleeding before her cancer diagnosis...then, I remembered what killed Farrah Fawcett.

My doctor told me to add more fiber to my diet, since my defecation infrequency can make hemorrhoids worse; he also told me to avoid getting fucked up the ass.

I added pepitas, or roasted and salted pumpkin seeds. I have some in the morning, and maybe a handful for a snack later in the day.

Works like a charm.

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